I'm Danish

Actually, I'm only half Danish, but I now have the cartoon thing going on too.

Still, I'm 99.99% more Danish than Watco Danish Furniture Oil, a product Our Blessed Lady of the Concentration Camps is asking people to buy to show their support for Danish cartoonists. It's made in Wisconsin.

I can understand how Mrs. Malkin made the mistake. After all, the word "Danish" does appear in the product's name and Wisconsin is almost like a foreign country.

A helmet tip to commenter Bored Huge Krill.