Rejected Novel Titles (So Far)

Vengeance is More or Less Mine
Beer of the Unknown
Swiss Army Wife
Taste the Blood of Ringo Starr
They're Going to Pay, I Tell You, and They're Not Going to Like It When They Do
Blegh!
Walt into Darkness
Dude, Where's My Getaway Car?
The Postman Always Blings Twice
James Patterson's Smell the Roses
Silence of the Lam
Two Bullets, a Bucket of Gasoline, and a Note from My Mother
Hit
Smack
Paddy
Whack
Give the Dog a Bone
This Old Man Came Rolling Home
Quadruple Indemnity
Green Eggs and Hammett
How to Kill a Man With An Ordinary Pocket Handkerchief
Look, It's Still Moving



Ah, hell.