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Drive-By History!

The uniform of the gang member!
STOP PRESS: Reports are coming in of a serious incident of drive-by history in the North of ye olde city of Norwich yesterday evening...

A witness Doris Lane describes what happened:

"I was waiting for the bus at Stump Cross when a car came speeding towards us. With the car suddenly slowing down, a teenager in a baseball cap shouts the following through the open window:
'Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence!'
It all happened so quickly."

The victims were initially in a state of considerable anxiety, until comforted by trained officers from Norfolk Police's Histiography Unit. Sergeant Dick Boss explains:
"This irresponsible act might have resulted in an outbreak of historical curiosity such as that experienced in Mile Cross last year - an act that prompted, both, a community-led local history project and the formation of the notorious, 'Whig History Krew'. We simply can't have members of the public exposed to histiography in this reckless manner!"

Police are asking for witnesses to come forward and help them with their enquiries.

See HERE for reports of previous Drive-By History incidents in Norwich

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Location:Norwich

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